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Nails Asking Forgiveness For Being Hammered
Who knew that a guy who committed bankruptcy fraud, got arrested for 23 drug-related felonies and spent 12 years playing pro baseball with a fist-sized sh*t-clod in his mouth would have so many...
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Putting Jalen Rose In Jail
I wanted to give this update a more clever title, but the next 250 stories you read about Jalen Rose serving 20 days in jail for his drunk driving arrest are going to be called JAILIN’ ROSE, and I mean...
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So Long, Jerry Sandusky
Former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky was convicted Saturday on 45 of 48 counts of sexual abuse, misconduct, and a variety of other terrible, despicable, and truly heinous charges,...
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Google Images Of Baseball Diamonds In U.S. Prisons Are Depressing
I’m not one to typically make outrageous statements, but I would never like to go to prison. I know, you probably think I’m trolling here against our surprisingly high inmate readership, as well as our...
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Nick Diaz Probably Retired So He Could Go To Prison
"But Ron Swanson said that income tax is illegal!"On Saturday night, Georges St-Pierre and Nick Diaz, for the lack of a much better term, gave us a very disappointing finale to their courtship of...
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15 Musicians Who Were Sent To Jail At The Peak Of Their Careers
As we mentioned last week, woefully miseducated singer Lauryn Hill may spend up to three years in prison after pleading guilty to tax evasion charges. This is especially sad news because Hill, who’s...
View ArticleCat Caught Sneaking Saw, Cell Phone Into Brazil Prison
For anyone who’s been waiting to use “TALK ABOUT A CAT BURGLAR” as a headline, here you go. Prison guards in Brazil’s northeast Alagoas state say they have foiled a jailbreak plot with a surprising...
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South Florida Girl Pulls A Lindsay Lohan, Gets 30 Days In Jail For Giving A...
Back in 2010, during one of her court appearances that I’ve since lost count of, Lindsay Lohan caused a media stir when it was reported that she gave the judge the finger in an incredibly subtle...
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California Officials Debating Whether Or Not Inmates Can Read Werewolf...
A California inmate named Andres Martinez recently had a book confiscated by prison officials, as they claimed that it contained obscenities and violence, both of which are against the rules where...
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O.J. Simpson Has Been Granted Parole But Won’t Be Leaving Prison Just Yet
By all accounts, O.J. Simpson has been on his best behavior during his time at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Las Vegas, and the prison’s biggest celebrity was really hoping that the parole board...
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The Man Who Tried To Sell The Video Of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack...
(via Getty Image) Back in May, the folks at Gawker raised quite a few million eyebrows when they announced that they had been offered a video of Toronto’s conservative mayor, Rob Ford, allegedly...
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A Blindfolded Chess Grandmaster Defeated 10 Prison Inmates At The Same Time
“Ladies…” Ladies, that suave strange-tamer above is none other than chess grandmaster Timur Gareev, who is currently ranked No. 3 in America but No. 1 in your loins. A quick Google search of Gareev...
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Charles Manson Might Be Marrying A Woman 54 Years Younger Than Him
According to an interview with Rolling Stone, a 25-year old Missouri native who goes by the name Star believes that she is going to marry convicted murder conspirator Charles Manson, who is currently...
View ArticleWesley Snipes is out of prison!
Wesley Snipes was convicted of tax evasion in 2008, and sentenced to three years after losing his appeal in 2010. Snipes claimed he was misled by his financial adviser. But according to a piece in...
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Wesley Snipes leaves federal custody today!
Much credit to Brian Abrams at DeathandTaxes, for noticing when we reported on Wesley Snipes leaving prison a few months ago that his stay in Federal Custody in a halfway house was scheduled to end...
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Ja Rule pitched Geoffrey Zakarian a microwave cookbook of prison recipes
“I’ll take three Totino’s Pizza Rolls, biatch.” Ja Rule, who recently starred in I’m In Love With a Church Girl, which I will be posting a review of this afternoon, made an unexpected appearance on...
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Genius Sneaks Phone And Marijuana Plant Into Prison Only To Blow It All By...
We have an early frontrunner for Dumbest Selife of 2014, courtesy of an overconfident convict inside a porous Austrian prison. Dozy Marcin Zendarski managed to smuggle an illegal smartphone into his...
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A Brazilian Goalie Who Had His Girlfriend Killed And Fed To His Dogs Is...
Getty Image One of the biggest problems that I always had with the otherwise delightful football comedy The Replacements was how a convicted felon like Earl Wilkinson or “Ray Smith” was allowed by the...
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Infomercial King Kevin Trudeau Will Be Revealing Secrets Behind Bars For The...
Getty Image It would seem that all the late night claims of magic cures and weight loss finally caught up to Kevin Trudeau. He’s now heading behind bars for the next ten years after breaking a 2004...
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